#tbt that one time @leonisburning was dancing behind @cam_hayes at The Chariot and she had no idea.
Fourth of July in Portland. 🎉🎉🇺🇸 (at Sellwood Riverfront Park)
Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Happy Father’s Day (June 15, 2014) from starwarsvillains!
Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.
"Give it to me straight doc, is he gonna be okay?"
"No ma’am I’m sorry but we were too late…your son just couldn’t get some. There was nothing we could do."
*mother crumbles to the floor, curses the friendzone to the heavens. Doc lowers fedora over corpse’s eyes respectfully*